Chapter 8, read, I have to say in a poor manner, but I did my best. I realise listening back to myself, how much I need elecution lessons, or perhaps I will just become a mute, like the Clown character in the new book I am writing: The Clown: The Deadly Grins. And perhaps I will just point at things that I need or want. So below is the video and also the text. Warning it does contain quite graphic descriptions of violence towards vegetables and pies. The address written in pe

And (spoiler alert), the last page... Charles and The White Witch, as imagined by a machine with a prosthetic intelligence. (It's not how I imagine them). GET A PHYSICAL COPY! or e-book: Before there was Chapter One there was in the beginning: Chapter Zero. If you didn't understand the funny accented voice of myself reading it, or you'd prefer to read it yourself adding in your own funny voices, then keep reading. ‘Tell me of your pain Charles.’ said the White Witch gently. T

So, I thought I'd do a little reading from the new book, even though I do cringe a little when I hear myself. I really need some elecution lessons... So, if you can understand it or endure my questionable perfomance: enjoy. Chapter One: Restraint & Persecution We always used to joke about how certain dishes were highly undesirable or foolish to attempt eating during a first date. Spaghetti, well for non-Italiens, for example. Clumsy attempts at trying to place mouthfuls of de

With the huge success of my first novel "The Lone Dining Society: A three volume shovel", I was inspired to already start work on the next book. And I thought as a special treat to myself I would read the first part to you. So I made a little video. Still, it is quite possible that you don't understand my English with it's tinges of Black Country and bad pronunciation hindering comprehension. So I've, at great pleasure to myself, typed out my handwritten scrawls for you to re

The symbol of the Kristian faith and also the Islander flag in the fantasy parallel world of our own. The circle has always been a powerful symbol in our world, with its connotations of the eternal and also of it‘s binding quality, for good or bad. And the invention of the wheel was a huge step forward for the human race, enabling us to race at ever more blinding speeds across our rounded globe in a circular (almost) orbit around that great flaming ball of gas that is the ter

This is my first book. This is also the first blog post that wasn‘t created by A.I. (on this new website) - yet I hasten to add, for any sceptics that the book was completely written by a human being: myself, and mostly written by hand into several lovely bound notebooks with a pencil. This brought it‘s own challenges, as I found when transferring my scribbles to digital form, I sometimes could hardly read my own writing. It‘s quite a long book, running at 524 or so pages (de

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